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Oh Dear!
Now Putin may be a real Badass. But I sure wish he was OUR Badass!
Because I am willing to bet that the following would happen.
- Gas would be at 35 cents for a tankful
- North Korea? What North Korea? There would be just a big hole with the Pacific Ocean pouring into it.
His answer would be –
Just don’t ask questions & enjoy your life!
Now I do not know how it was for any of my Fellow Teachers out there. But My 5th year as Student teacher was a very bad joke.
In that I went thru ***** University Masters Program for Education. Where the only things that I really learned really well.
A. Was how to write out some really big checks to them.
B. That Education Degrees are a joke.
(My undergrad GPA was a 2.75 & then all of a sudden. I had a GPA of 3.5 for grad school)
But that is for small minds to ponder upon.
Now for the really great part!
So I somehow made it thru the complex maze of Classes that I had to go thru after working a full time as a Substitute Teacher at Juvenile Hall.
I went and saw my Academic Advisor.
Who then told me that I could not do my Student teaching at Juvenile Hall. But instead go over and teach at her Husband the Principal’s School for FREE!
Needless to say, I was a very happy camper about that one. So after a lot of crying, screaming and other unprofessional things and incidents. Off I went to Hubbys School.
Where I met my Mentor Teacher “Mr. B**E. Where upon he showed me the classroom and then disappeared for the next 5 weeks.
So what does one do? Well I took roll and put the kids to work. For the next 5 weeks.
Until the day the Principal showed up and asked “Who the Hell are you?”. I then asked “Who the hell are you”back.
After that somewhat lengthy verbal counseling session given to me was finished. My Mentor Teacher for some reason came back ASAP. Then the good times showed up. (Not really)
Bottom line – I still do not know why “they” let me into a classroom. But I guess that I fooled them all. Maybe I should’ve gone to Truck Driving School instead! NAH!
Here are some memes that might or might not help you in the “Most noble of Professions”.
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You will be amazed on how many trees / lined paper an average Teacher will go through!
IEP’s the world’s greatest waste of time!
Most Teachers are frustrated artists
I never had that problem in Juvenile Hall Court Schools
But all Teachers have this one.
Especially with really boring subjects!
I myself have been called Dad though!
One of the things that was really hard for me to accept. Was the fact there are a few folks who just do not want to learn!
Been there & said that!
They actually believe that we will buy this!
This one actually worked for me!
Every day, all the day for me!
Especially in today’s world, this is was a problem for me!
I still have Flashbacks even after several years of retirement!
The Black Hole of Education is when:
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Some more Gun Humor
and then the fight started!
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Well I liked it!
***Trigger Warning to the Max!***
*** Some really offensive material is coming up!****
Now I am willing to bet that this will highly urinate off a few folks. If so. Well I am almost sorry! But for the rest of the world enjoy!
Notice the very comfortable Tank Top. Which makes it easy to blend into the crowd after shooting up the area.
“Who Me? No I love The American / UN/ Anybody else’s Army!”
Now this youngster is obviously well prepared in case it snows in his area of operations.
This brave lad is obvious not very happy about his Squad mates idea of a little humor. Or about their shortage of KY or any other kind of personal / intimate lubricates.
Don’t you just hate it. When your Squad leader dings you on a Uniform Infraction?
Now this upstanding Soldier has it down to the max! As he knows that if you are going into combat. Then you might as well have a sartorial clash! Pity that you can not see the wonderful set of pearls.
Only Teachers & their Spouses will get these!
Enjoy! Grumpy
