Category: Well I thought it was funny!

Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls of eastern European origin come over to your car as you are packing  your shopping into the trunk. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts  almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they’ll say ‘No’ and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Walmart. You agree and they both get in the back seat.

On the way there, they start undressing, until they are both completely naked. Then, when you pull over to tell them to be cool, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you,  touching you intimately and  thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen on July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and  29th. Also on August 1st, 4th, 6th, 9th and 10th and twice yesterday.

So please warn all the older guys you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

P.S. Walmart has cheap wallets on sale for $3.29 each but other wallets are $3.75 , look better and come in  packs of twelve!