From The Babylon Bee – Two Birds With One Stone: Man Protests Racial Injustice, Completes Christmas Shopping In One Trip

PHILADELPHIA, PA—Protests over racial injustice erupted in Philly, and not a moment too soon: local man Michael Parsons was getting behind on his Christmas shopping. “Well, this is convenient,” he said as he saw people were protesting the shooting of a man who was just one knife away from being unarmed. He grabbed his balaclava, a … Continue reading “From The Babylon Bee – Two Birds With One Stone: Man Protests Racial Injustice, Completes Christmas Shopping In One Trip”